Certificate of Ownership

This is fine.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of everythingisfine.wtf.

Two panels from KC Green’s On Fire comic: a dog in a small hat sits in a burning room, then says, “This is fine.”

This certificate comes with: one (1) emotional support dog, one (1) book of life lessons for a world on fire, and one (1) website. All fine.

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Ownership is non-transferable, non-refundable, and on fire.

Warranty void if anything stops being fine.